Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake