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Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.

I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via snowdealer)

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I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.


I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat, via humoristics)


i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

(via humoristics)


sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

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ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

(Source: meladoodle, via trust)

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