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(via hefuckin)

(Source: lushpussyhighheels, via this-wonderland-is-a-bit-messy)

Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.

I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via snowdealer)

(Source: psych-facts, via this-wonderland-is-a-bit-messy)

I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via thehilariousblog)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via trust)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat, via humoristics)

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via trust)

spenceromg:

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

(via humoristics)

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via holdmylouisvuitton)

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

(Source: meladoodle, via trust)

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